While searching for some information on eggs, I found this website claim. While performing a control experiment to validate the myth, they concluded that you could actually cook and egg placed between two active cell phones in about 65 minutes. Shocking indeed when you think about how people are 'cooking' their brains everytime they talk for an extended period of time on their mobiles.
My mind, however, went in the other direction... cooking an egg at the table with cell phones (you can also draw laterals here since an egg is actually a single cell and you are using 'cellular' technology to cook it). I know, 65 minutes of an egg being radiated between 2 phones at the table is not really feasible, but maybe it could be done differently (how long would it take to cook a quail egg)? There is also the fact that you are embracing and defying the stigma of cell phones in restaurants. What about an egg dish dessert (like a custard) that cooks with your phone during your meal and finishes in time for the last course? What about poaching brains between 2 cell phones... symbolic still. This is your brain on unlimited minutes. How much cornier could it get? How about chewing on that egg with your blue tooth?